Kuppy @hkuppy

CIO of Praetorian Capital. Kuppy’s Korner blog at https://t.co/fygVkh2Zbk Tracking Event-Driven strategies at https://t.co/UfYZR6ERSN. Opinions/not investment advice.

Dumb Signal has archived 3,416 posts from Kuppy (@hkuppy) and classified 40 as real trade calls — each priced the day it was made and graded by direction-signed returns at 1D / 1W / 1M / 1Y, deletion-proof.

Recent trade calls

@hkuppy Apr 10, 2026 · 15:57 ET stock

@baba_booey143 Yep. Got frozen RUB now. Who knows what happens next. I mean, Trump is now for some insane reason allied with Iran against Saudi and there’s still 3 weeks left in the month. Feel like he’ll jailbreak my $SBER next…🤣

$SBER

@hkuppy Apr 07, 2026 · 15:47 ET stock

RT @KEDM_COM: Last year Ningi Research wrote a short report on $MRX, with arguments that the company quickly rebutted. While some short re…

$MRX

@hkuppy Mar 12, 2026 · 18:08 ET stock

If $CRWV doesn’t start buying $OWL stock, funded by cheap $NVDA loans, things are gonna unwind…🤣 https://t.co/6Isfwc6Oi5

↗ Quoting @kuppyskorner

$CRWV$OWL$NVDA

@hkuppy Mar 06, 2026 · 19:35 ET stock

RT @hkuppy: In retrospect, it was pretty stupid for Europe to curb oil production and shut a bunch of refiners. Europe needs to suffer, if…

@hkuppy Feb 26, 2026 · 17:09 ET stock 1st mention

RT @TylerHardt: @hkuppy When $DOCU? I still can't for the life of me understand why DOCU has 6,800 employees. Their software is built. Can…

$DOCU

@hkuppy Feb 26, 2026 · 17:09 ET stock

@TylerHardt Good one. All these tech companies are sooooooo overstaffed.

@hkuppy Feb 22, 2026 · 14:03 ET stock

Bro!! Welcome to the oligopoly. While FTC used crazy logic to block a handbag merger, they basically ignored every airline consolidation over a decade, and even murdered a viable competitor in travel ( $JBLU + $SAVE). All we can do is tweet into the void, or have a few big years and go private. Govt is on their side…

↗ Quoting @PauloMacro

$JBLU$SAVE

@hkuppy Feb 19, 2026 · 16:49 ET stock 1st mention

RT @KEDM_COM: When $RELY sold off to $12 after its Q3 report, we wrote a thematic piece on the payment sector. We argued that companies l…

$RELY

@hkuppy Feb 18, 2026 · 17:26 ET stock 1st mention trade position

Pretty much👇👇 Rather own MDI CN and let these idiots overpay for drilling services. Sleep well at night with similar index torque… https://t.co/dk6uVItE0K

↗ Quoting @marketplunger1

$MDI

return	1D	1W	1M	1Y	now
$MDIlong
$MDI.CNlong

@hkuppy Feb 17, 2026 · 13:27 ET stock

I swear Mamdani is the new Head of Corp Development for $JOE. Look at the shares rip since it became obvious that he’d win… https://t.co/eAmF57yeWC

↗ Quoting @zerohedge

$JOE

@hkuppy Feb 17, 2026 · 08:52 ET stock

RT @PeterSchiff: PepsiCo spent $2.8 million last year lobbying to keep junk food eligible for food stamps. Then RFK got 18 states to ban SN…

$PEP

@hkuppy Feb 12, 2026 · 11:04 ET stock

Good thing they can't AI 170k acres in the Florida Panhandle.... right...???🤔🤔 $JOE Suddenly, I gotta re-underwrite every single ticker for the 3rd time this week... https://t.co/pvBuPcT5Sv

↗ Quoting @negligible_cap

$JOE

@hkuppy Feb 03, 2026 · 23:12 ET stock

RT @hkuppy: @MikeFritzell Dunno. Today was the first day that anyone asked why $MCO gives credit scores to CDOs when you can plug all the d…

$MCO

@hkuppy Feb 03, 2026 · 22:42 ET stock 1st mention

Dunno. Today was the first day that anyone asked why $MCO gives credit scores to CDOs when you can plug all the data into AI and get a more precise answer with less conflicts of interest. This selling ends when $MCO is 7x TTM and guys are discussing the shape of the FCF decline curve…

$MCO

@hkuppy Jan 30, 2026 · 00:21 ET stock

RT @roojoo3: In 2025, all $JOE needed to do to make its stock go up, is PR that they're building a data center on their land. For 2026, I'…

$JOE

@hkuppy Jan 28, 2026 · 21:03 ET stock

RT @hkuppy: Surprised to see $CVNA down 20% on this @GothamResearch short report. I always assumed the bull thesis was that $CVNA was a t…

$CVNA

@hkuppy Jan 28, 2026 · 18:43 ET stock 1st mention

@YellowLabLife He literally just wrote a check to $USAR on monday. WTF is going on??

$USAR

@hkuppy Jan 28, 2026 · 13:27 ET stock 1st mention

Surprised to see $CVNA down 20% on this @GothamResearch short report. I always assumed the bull thesis was that $CVNA was a total fraud🤷‍♂️🤭 https://t.co/Ff4QTtpipT

↗ Quoting @GothamResearch

$CVNA

@hkuppy Jan 09, 2026 · 15:48 ET stock 1st mention

@Clawyer97 Did they give the oil to Chevron??

$CVX

@hkuppy Jan 04, 2026 · 18:12 ET stock

Gonna be a string of these unfortunately…. $NVDA green/oil red… https://t.co/FPwZvCJbKK https://t.co/x1ZJVincVI

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↗ Quoting @hkuppy

$NVDA

@hkuppy Jan 03, 2026 · 08:07 ET stock

RT @hkuppy: BREAKING: Blue Owl announces financing package for new Caracas datacenter…🤭

$OWL

@hkuppy Jan 03, 2026 · 04:42 ET stock 1st mention

BREAKING: Blue Owl announces financing package for new Caracas datacenter…🤭

$OWL

@hkuppy Dec 30, 2025 · 11:50 ET stock 1st mention

@UnknownSys3301 ALCO assets are very mediocre

$ALCO

@hkuppy Dec 30, 2025 · 11:04 ET stock

One of these days, someone will actually do the work and realize that $JOE owns dozens of miles of waterfront… Their land is not only valuable, but appreciating rapidly… https://t.co/si94wctjY4

↗ Quoting @WSJ

$JOE

@hkuppy Dec 29, 2025 · 05:00 ET stock

Looks like some pod-monkey was long silver vs. Bitcoins. Rough way to end the year, hours before the bonus crystallizes…

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$BTC