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made and graded by direction-signed returns at 1D / 1W / 1M / 1Y, deletion-proof.
@jimcramer
Apr 15, 2026 · 13:33 ET
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I wish the Allbirds people luck in their attempt to pivot to GPUs. Maybe they can do it. But i regard this as the first definitive sign that things have gone too far. What a bunch of jokers and mountebanks they are..
$ALBDS
@jimcramer
Apr 14, 2026 · 03:40 ET
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If United can merge with American then Chevron should combine with Exxon-bring that band back together!!!
$CVX$XOM
@jimcramer
Apr 13, 2026 · 08:07 ET
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Key point: we are looking for logo change in golf sponsorships. The enterprise software names will fade. Will Coreweave step up??
$CWEB
@jimcramer
Apr 07, 2026 · 14:51 ET
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CrowdStrike and Palo Alto will no longer be manipulated when it comes to Anthropic after this announcement today ,,,CRWD and PANW can go much higher now
$CRWD$PANW
@jimcramer
Apr 02, 2026 · 14:36 ET
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Medallia is not the straw that will break the camel's back. It's really the first real straw. And it is way too easily disrupted..Or was, depending upon how you look at it.
$MDLA
@jimcramer
Apr 02, 2026 · 06:14 ET
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If private credit is so horrendous how was KKR over-subscribed so easily on its $20b fund ($23b raised). Some kind of disconnect here.. Boy are these firms ill-advised in how to tell their story.
$KKR
@jimcramer
Mar 27, 2026 · 14:53 ET
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RT @CNBC: 3. Costco, TJX, HD
"Two out of three retailers ain't bad. Costco, after playing dead last year, is now coming back with good mem…
$COST$TJX$HD
@jimcramer
Mar 19, 2026 · 09:48 ET
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MU -i would sell MU if AMAT and KLA and LAM were pumping out equipment.. It isn't like that though. I would sell it if Sandisk, WDC and STX were ramping capacity but they aren't. That's why when the smoke clears you buy not sell
$MU$AMAT$KLA$LAM$WDC$STX
@jimcramer
Mar 19, 2026 · 04:55 ET
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Contrast these LNG stories from overseas with what Jeff Martin from Sempra said last night on @Madmoney. The world has changed when it comes to nat gas... We still can't find enough places to store all we have. the rest of the world is desperate for it.
$SRE
@jimcramer
Mar 18, 2026 · 09:50 ET
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Abbvie is usually a great bounce back stock .. might be interesting. and JNJ will be up today if oil stabilizes
$ABBV$JNJ
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
|---|
| $ABBVlong |
-1.0% | -0.6% | +0.8% | — | +27.5% |
| $JNJlong |
+0.1% | +1.1% | -1.3% | — | +12.8% |
@jimcramer
Mar 14, 2026 · 14:15 ET
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Hope you watched when i said that Meta would reinvent the company with huge layoffs and go all AI like Dorsey/Block did.
$META$BLOCK
@jimcramer
Mar 12, 2026 · 13:08 ET
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RT @CNBC: Stocks making the biggest moves midday: Lucid, CF Industries, Royal Caribbean, Petco & more https://t.co/PX3kJm45QZ
$LCID$CF$RCL$WOOF
@jimcramer
Mar 03, 2026 · 13:49 ET
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The action in Blackstone is VERY encouraging
$BX
@jimcramer
Feb 27, 2026 · 03:56 ET
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What was Block ne Square doing that it needed all those people? Sure they needed fewer people. But what they really needed was growth...Terrible stock...
$SQ
@jimcramer
Feb 24, 2026 · 03:40 ET
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This was supposed to be the moment when i was just going to figure out which one, Lam, Micron, AMAT i was going to buy for the trust...Instead i have to worry about enterprise software and why it was thought to be so special and so "mission critical." Damn
$LRCX$MU$AMAT
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
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| $AMATlong |
+4.5% | -7.0% | -10.4% | — | +35.6% |
| $LRCXlong |
+2.1% | -11.0% | -13.3% | — | +35.0% |
| $MUlong |
+2.6% | -9.2% | -15.0% | — | +155.9% |
@jimcramer
Feb 20, 2026 · 06:22 ET
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I'm not a buyer of WDAY but lets hope that Aneel Bhusri tells someone, anyone that Anthropic uses WDAY for the same things everyone else does.
$WDAY
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
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| $WDAYshort |
+6.2% | +2.9% | +1.3% | — | -4.3% |
@jimcramer
Feb 19, 2026 · 10:57 ET
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Klarna doesn't even mention eps in its release. Talk about the old days.. Give me a break.
$KLAR
@jimcramer
Feb 18, 2026 · 16:14 ET
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I think Etsy selling Depop for $1.2 billion to EBay is good for both even as Etsy paid $1.6 billion for the property. Etsy needs money to make its site better
$ETSY$EBAY
@jimcramer
Feb 05, 2026 · 14:51 ET
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Muted.. too muted. Need to see Apple/NVDA go green; will be tough... Did Este Lauder go into Enterprise Software???
$AAPL$NVDA$EL
@jimcramer
Feb 05, 2026 · 09:25 ET
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Ralph Lauren, again, let it come in and then start buying. this happened last time
$RL
@jimcramer
Feb 04, 2026 · 21:54 ET
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I loved the Alphabet call.. What a bunch of hitters they are.. I thought Banco Santander and Take Two were excellent and totally buyable. AMD will have a fantastic second half...
$GOOGL$SAN$TTWO$AMD
@jimcramer
Feb 03, 2026 · 07:10 ET
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Paypal's numbers were disappointing. Understand Alex Chriss was disappointing..now Enrique Lores is CEO and Bruce Broussard, late of HUM is now ceo of HP. This one is very hard to process.. Big miss...
$PYPL$HUM$HPQ
@jimcramer
Feb 02, 2026 · 17:57 ET
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I will study Palantir, Teradyne and NXPI tonight....
$PLTR$TER$NXPI
@jimcramer
Feb 02, 2026 · 14:46 ET
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No Bloom Energy is NOT done
$BE
@jimcramer
Jan 30, 2026 · 15:29 ET
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Apple is ramping. Pay attention to the man behind the curtain.. Plus Chevron ramping on rumors of big data center deal including GE Vernova
$AAPL$CVX$GEV
