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Perplexity just pushed me a very strong way to file my taxes. I have to have mine prepared but i could see why that part of Intuit's business is under such assault
$INTU
ServiceNow and Salesforce... ouch.. these stocks are just being knocked over mercilessly
$NOW$CRM
Club members we made some important changes today and i am banging my head why i never pulled the trigger, DELL
$DELL
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
|---|
| $DELLlong |
-2.2% | -4.4% | +40.8% | — | +191.4% |
I think Apple goes higher
$AAPL
Which big cap tech will give up its gain first: a) MSFT, b) AMZN, c)NVDA, d) META, e) AVGO
$MSFT$AMZN$NVDA$META$AVGO
Do not sell the CRWD or PANW--too soon!
$CRWD$PANW
Will Apple and Nvidia keep their gains. These are big S&P names and without new money coming in to the S&P 500 they are vulnerable as it is still a Seagate, Western Dig rally--antithetical to the big growth story.. because big growth belongs to anthropic, spacex and OpenAI. Just a fact of life
$AAPL$NVDA$STX$WDC
@jimcramer
Apr 07, 2026 · 14:51 ET
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CrowdStrike and Palo Alto will no longer be manipulated when it comes to Anthropic after this announcement today ,,,CRWD and PANW can go much higher now
$CRWD$PANW
Negative Apple story now refuted
$AAPL
@jimcramer
Apr 07, 2026 · 10:51 ET
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If you wanted to buy some apple maybe buy your first quarter of a position here>
$AAPL
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
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| $AAPLlong |
+2.1% | +2.1% | +13.4% | — | +31.6% |
Yesterday Goldman pushes MSFT and today Its Bank of American Merrill. What's really going on here? Yesterday the push did not work
$MSFT$BAC
@jimcramer
Apr 06, 2026 · 16:33 ET
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Good rates for Medicare. Snare some CVS or UNH
$CVS$UNH
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
|---|
| $CVSlong |
+6.7% | +6.6% | +19.6% | — | +18.7% |
| $UNHlong |
+9.4% | +11.2% | +30.5% | — | +32.0% |
@jimcramer
Apr 02, 2026 · 14:36 ET
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Medallia is not the straw that will break the camel's back. It's really the first real straw. And it is way too easily disrupted..Or was, depending upon how you look at it.
$MDLA
No Lap Dogs! And thank you Michael Cembalest on the Oil relationship (JP Morgan)
$JPM
@jimcramer
Apr 02, 2026 · 06:14 ET
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If private credit is so horrendous how was KKR over-subscribed so easily on its $20b fund ($23b raised). Some kind of disconnect here.. Boy are these firms ill-advised in how to tell their story.
$KKR
now Microsoft is pushing me to Bing first thing. Really? How to send your stock lower in one easy lesson...l
$MSFT
Microsoft and Adobe came in for some heavy shellacking tonight. They are tough longs...
$MSFT$ADBE
I think Chevron could give us the dead cat
$CVX
Chevron's stock tells it all
$CVX
Once you saw the stock of Chevron break you knew the oil futures would come with it. Then it was just a matter of picking your semis and trying to figure if they would cover their software shorts or just sticking with the data center and cyber security as per the gift of Anthropic.
$CVX
The way it works is pretty incredible. At first we know that whoever speaks up for Iran doesn't really matter. What does matter is that if you are short you cannot overstay your welcome. There was terrific short covering yesterday, especially in Nvidia, Microsoft and Broadcom (the announcement with MRVL was BAD for Broadcom and it didn't matter0
$NVDA$MSFT$AVGO$MRVL
Clearly when you drill down on Nike it is disappointing versus expectations. Gotta stick with tech.
$NKE
Got to drill down on Nike but so far so good
$NKE
Chevron led em down... The rest will follow
$CVX
@jimcramer
Mar 31, 2026 · 09:36 ET
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I am all in Marvell..
$MRVL
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
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| $MRVLlong |
+7.7% | +10.4% | +66.8% | — | +166.9% |
