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Ok just take Palantir up 50 already. come on
$PLTR
The Kospi-Nasdaq is up to start the day.... Maybe the Kospi-Palantir-Nasdaq?
$PLTR
The press would have you believe that data centers are the height of evil but at the same time it questions what happens if the buildout fizzles? Or questions deals like ones that Broadcom has with Google and Anthropic that are incredibly positive for all companies involved
$AVGO$GOOGL
Palantir's numbers were amazing ..sometimes I wish they were a little more "res ipsa loquitur" but it was an enjoyable call for certain!
$PLTR
Apple going for the prelim injunction against OpenAI.. Gloves off
$AAPL$MSFT
Cant begrudge Bezos for selling $4 billion shares...but what a buzzkill
$AMZN
Palantir continues to be walked up, now plus 19...
$PLTR
After market buyers walking up Palantir like the old days.. But are the old days still viable?
$PLTR
you get a couple of reports that Nvidia chips are holding their value and are scarce and the stock soars.
$NVDA
Yes, SBUX is real...
$SBUX
As you know from my piece this weekend, the one to buy on any downturn is Amazon...
$AMZN
Diplomacy=Buy Boeing. Bombing=Sell Boeing
$BA
@jimcramer
Aug 03, 2026 ยท 05:49 ET
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Astra-Zeneca fake out? BMY needs help ...
$AZN$BMY
@jimcramer
Jul 31, 2026 ยท 13:59 ET
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The selling in Linde is beyond stupid. They just got the biggest, best contract from Taiwan Semi in Arizona. It will be down for a couple of days and then come back... Investing Club holding
$LIN$TSM
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
| $LINlong |
+0.4% | +2.4% | +2.3% | โ | -0.5% |
| $TSMlong |
+0.5% | +3.9% | +3.3% | โ | +13.1% |
Watch Alphabet, it is about to take out the $355 level where the secondary took place. A critical level as i will talk about in my Sunday Club Thinkpiece
$GOOGL
Yes Google should be up more off of Amazon, which told you about the line of sight. Google has to rethink how it does its call as it truly was suboptimal
$GOOGL$AMZN
buy Intel
$INTC
One week ago some of the most hideous selling I have ever witnessed was about to be visited upon Intel.
It had just reported the best quarter of the earnings season.
We now know the selling was him. It was him all along.
Intel's stock belongs at $110 where it was before the smartest man in the room blew up. Thank you
$INTC
Best in show: Amazon for explanation of what the heck it is doing to get line of sight..and it has it. Now Google has to do the same thing...
$AMZN$GOOGL
@jimcramer
Jul 30, 2026 ยท 19:54 ET
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Apple's issues are all memory and currency... sticking with it. Loved that Amazon call
$AAPL$AMZN
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
| $AAPLlong |
-7.4% | -6.3% | -4.0% | โ | -0.0% |
| $AMZNlong |
+15.3% | +15.6% | +13.1% | โ | +5.8% |
This Amazon looks astonishing. Apple's stock has run too much to charge higher. Microsoft still starring
$AMZN$AAPL$MSFT
I really agree with @Downtown that Snowflake is a terrific buy here...
$SNOW
Awesome q from SBUX... Just when people were giving up on it
$SBUX
While i was certainly not in love with the Meta quarter the company does have a particular set of skills that still make it worth owning... That said, it's like the NFL, you gotta make the playoffs. This was not a playoff season.
$META
@jimcramer
Jul 29, 2026 ยท 20:41 ET
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Just blown away by the Microsoft quarter. Tour de force. Didn't see it coming because was worried about the trust's oversized load position in it. Satya and Amy--incredible.. Just amazing... HOF
$MSFT
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
| $MSFTlong |
+15.5% | +24.8% | +31.7% | โ | +31.6% |