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@CryptoHayes
Jun 28, 2026 · 20:26 ET
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I still want to be long the Hyperliquid ecosystem but I need some asymmetry. It’s time for an options dex to properly take on Deribit. Hypercall, owned by $SYN, is that challenger. Let’s see if they can cook.
$HYPE$SYN
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
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| $HYPElong |
-2.7% | +5.6% | -19.3% | — | -22.0% |
| $SYNlong |
+10.1% | -26.6% | -74.1% | — | -82.4% |
The ticker is $CARDS degens. The thesis is solid. The price will be pamping!
Yachtzee bitches 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘 https://t.co/yPeEOBHBus
↗ Quoting @MaelstromFund
$CARDS
RT @DarioCpx: The news just broke that SoftBank could not secure a 6bn$ vs its OpenAI shares
Let me tell you a thing: if you cannot secure…
$SFTBY
$SPCX IPO pop indicating +17%, is that enough to keep the AI dream alive?
$SPCX
Arise Chikun!
$WLD initiate bull market.
Yachtzee 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
$WLD
RT @fintechfrank: Jeff Sprecher, CEO of ICE (owner of the NYSE), on Hyperliquid:
“This Hyperliquid that we’re talking - f you haven’t hear…
$ICE
@CryptoHayes
May 14, 2026 · 07:59 ET
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My AI bags need the Cerebras IPO to pop. I went to @HyperliquidX to figure out grey market on where it might open in a few hours. IPO price $185, so indicating a ~50% pop. Long live perp DEXs!!!
$CBRS
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
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RT @artemis: BREAKING: Hyperliquid is quietly outgrowing Coinbase.
Trading Volume (Notional):
• Coinbase: $1.4T
• Hyperliquid: $2.6T
Tha…
$COIN
$BTC dump probably due to dealer hedging off the back of $IBIT structured products. I will be compiling a complete list of all issued notes by the banks to better understand trigger points that could cause rapid price rises and falls. As the game changes, u must as well.
$BTC$IBIT
@CryptoHayes
Jan 13, 2026 · 16:17 ET
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My essay "Frowny Cloud" will drop tomorrow. My key degen trade for this first quarter is LONG: $MSTR and $3350 (Metaplanet) as levered plays on $BTC getting its groove back.
$MSTR$3350$BTC
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
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| $BTClong |
+1.5% | -7.3% | -30.6% | — | -34.2% |
| $MSTRlong |
+3.7% | -7.4% | -28.9% | — | -46.1% |
| $3350long |
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$ liq likely bottomed in Nov and is inching higher. It’s time for crypto to pump up the jam.
$LIQ
RT @vnovakovski: The ticker is $LIT.
https://t.co/1Ckqexgdg0
$LIT
I think @keoneHD made a valid point that @MaelstromFund past / present portcos that we advise and/or invested have big locked token supplies. My advice to founders is always get to 100% vested for the team and investors asap , ideally immediately.
Then one of two things happens:
1. The price nukes to close to zero, and stays there if there is no organic demand based on usage.
2. Or the price dips and recovers because there is organic usage.
I hope we have done our job as investors to only back projects that generate organic usage and thus in the medium run we will make money, and if we failed at our job we deserve to lose all our money.
Unfortunately, no founder has taken this advice so I can’t point to a successful outcome based on this theory. Maybe Monad can be the first to prove me right, and the amazing tech can generate the usage to challenge $ETH and $SOL.
$ETH$SOL
RT @Lighter_xyz: Will Black Friday be green or red?
Trade these new equity perps at 10X leverage to find out: $AAPL, $AMZN, $MSFT, $GOOG…
$AAPL$AMZN$MSFT$GOOG
@CryptoHayes
Nov 14, 2025 · 20:52 ET
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This chart is just so stronk I aped more.
$ZEC > $XRP
$ZEC$XRP
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
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| $XRPlong |
-0.7% | -12.6% | -14.9% | — | -52.5% |
| $ZEClong |
+4.7% | -22.1% | -38.0% | — | -30.5% |
@CryptoHayes
Nov 04, 2025 · 01:43 ET
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Please understand the risks you are taking when using leverage and debt in defi. You should never be liquidated. With that said, thanks for the low entry on some more $WILD tokens. Can't wait for the Open World launch in Dec. https://t.co/ZbsVWFfgOE
↗ Quoting @real_n3o
$WILD
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
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| $WILDlong |
+2.8% | -6.3% | -22.5% | — | -31.3% |
Banksters got the hint led by the Grand Master Jamie Dimon, time to create credit and lend to US industry. More dollars, more $BTC number go up! QE 4 Poor People in action.
$JPM$BTC
$HOLO 4 da AI gainz https://t.co/8TRRjHgNFT
↗ Quoting @HoloworldAI
$HOLO
2YR points to 50bps cut by cuck Jaypow after weak NFP print. sUSDe yields 7%, get ready for trillions in MMF looking for better yields, #defi will get some of this cash searching for yield. $ENA > $1.50, $USDE supply >$20bn fuck you @circle we coming 4 u.
$ENA$USDE
Question fam, I don't have an answer:
Can #crypto keep hitting all time highs if $NVDA dumps >20%? Let's hear some arguments.
$NVDA
RT @Degenerate_DeFi: bet on the fastest horse 🏇
Ethena’s $USDe hit $10B market cap in just 500 days
$ENA
$ENA$USDE
$ENA listed on largest Korean exchange. It's time for liftoff!
Yachtzee 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
$ENA
Hey @cz_binance does this mean Binance is about to list $HYPE spot soon? https://t.co/e7Qk1RGtJ0
↗ Quoting @binanceus
$HYPE
