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from Jim Cramer (@jimcramer) and classified
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Hey morons! Disney's stock is now up you clowns. Do work Children!!
$DIS
@jimcramer
Aug 06, 2025 ยท 07:27 ET
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Morons sold UBER down 5 and are scratching their heads- take their money away.. Children behave
$UBER
And yes, after the travesty of CAT down 20 and people selling i have decided ENOUGH of the lies and the stupidity and the moronic actions of children
$CAT
@jimcramer
Aug 06, 2025 ยท 07:10 ET
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Analysts dead wrong on MCD as predicted here
$MCD
when i talk about Disney this morning i will focus on the NEW Disney with the upside of the NFL which is insane.
$DIS
Disney -quick draw traders ignoring the new ESPN
$DIS
I love the way the first trades in Disney don't even pay attention to the facts. and the NFL deal. Just brilliant. No facts, sell?
$DIS
@jimcramer
Aug 06, 2025 ยท 06:43 ET
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Buy Dell https://t.co/8IHgR9I2Y3
โ Quoting @MKucala
$DELL
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
| $DELLlong |
+4.5% | +8.6% | -2.6% | โ | +265.7% |
@jimcramer
Aug 06, 2025 ยท 06:15 ET
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Intel lost $18.8 billion on its foundries division in 2024. AND THAT's with government subsidies. You want to build semis here? We sell your stock
$INTC
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
| $INTCshort |
+3.1% | -8.9% | -20.0% | โ | -395.1% |
These are some of the things we will ask Lisa Su, ceo of AMD, on @SquawkStreet You probably want to listen or just commit to losing some money
$AMD
10%. that was the cost of CAT's tariffs. It will become a built in cost for companies and we will stop caring because we will buy "growth with tariff costs" over "no growth with no tariff "until a new president comes in and assesses what reasonably can and can't be built here.
$CAT
CAT got hit real bad by tariffs and the stock market after initially looking at it, bought the stock anyway.
$CAT
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
| $CATlong |
-2.5% | -3.3% | -1.1% | โ | +105.5% |
We want everything made here. Everything. But when we look at Intel when the previous government subsidized it to build foundries here, it didn't work. At a certain point the companies will just say we have to pay the tax, we don't want to go bankrupt like intel almost did
$INTC
@jimcramer
Aug 05, 2025 ยท 20:26 ET
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Lot of crazy stuff tonight. I like this Skyworks Q.. good for Apple. Not so negative on AMD as others...
$SWKS$AAPL$AMD
@jimcramer
Aug 05, 2025 ยท 13:46 ET
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As i always say, and said this morning, Caterpillar is a conference call stock, You can't pull the trigger until you listen!
$CAT
Guys like Karp make this business fun when he says hello to the haters. And they do exist....They are in a claymation death match with Karp-no place to be. He has the fire!
$PLTR
Will Amazon still be in the penalty box today for that AWS number? They really are being penny-wise there.
$AMZN
@jimcramer
Aug 05, 2025 ยท 03:52 ET
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Lot of short-busting yesterday. Not just Palantir. That action in W, Wayfair, showed you shorts are alive and well... or at least alive... Good q that!!
$PLTR$W
Palantir, when it was $50 I said it would go to $100, when it was at $100 I said it would go to $150 and now that it has topped $150 its next stop is $200
$PLTR
New word from Palantir's call: Doomerism, as in negativity. I love it and will appropriate it. Alex won't mind. Love it when he bashes the shorts. Fantastic when he calls for a revolution. But against what? Who?
$PLTR
Yes, Alex, it IS the single greatest enterprise number ever printed
$PLTR
As usual Palantir quarter is a mixture of Camus (ontology) and Caymus (celebration). Amazing Rule of 40 score.. Re-defining growth.
$PLTR
@jimcramer
Aug 04, 2025 ยท 18:04 ET
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Vertex is pretty shocking, that pain drug was so hopeful. I know i feel the same way about Cobenfy but club members knows i am wary of BMY now
$VRTX$BMY
@jimcramer
Aug 04, 2025 ยท 17:29 ET
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Liking Palantir, Shake Shack and Cloudlflare
$PLTR$SHAK$NET
Even I, a diehard bull on Palantir, am quite impressed with this move today. Remember, when it was at $50 i said it would go to $100 and when it got to $100 i said it would go to $150 and when it got to $150 i said it would go to $200
$PLTR