Jim Cramer @jimcramer

Host of @madmoneyoncnbc and I run the CNBC Investing Club. My new book is out now: https://t.co/autOFQ2NP0

Dumb Signal has archived 2,574 posts from Jim Cramer (@jimcramer) and classified 56 as real trade calls — each priced the day it was made and graded by direction-signed returns at 1D / 1W / 1M / 1Y, deletion-proof.

Recent trade calls

@jimcramer Aug 04, 2025 · 09:50 ET stock

Gotta sell your Figma to prop up your Palantir, right??

$FIG$PLTR

@jimcramer Aug 04, 2025 · 09:24 ET stock

When i am sure the rash has gone away i will switch back to the Apple watch. May have to change bands

$AAPL

@jimcramer Aug 04, 2025 · 09:16 ET stock 1st mention

Outsource Labor #s to ServiceNow

$NOW

@jimcramer Aug 04, 2025 · 05:32 ET stock

Palantir bulls trying to figure out if they should take it up hard today to get shorts involved or keep it steady, up three to five points. Stock itself so easily manipulated it is rather incredible

$PLTR

@jimcramer Aug 04, 2025 · 04:44 ET stock

Yes, the underwriters should have been more thoughtful about Figma and asked for more shares to be sold or moved up the price. They misjudged the "meme" threshold...

$FIG

@jimcramer Aug 01, 2025 · 20:49 ET stock

Memo to Figma buyers: this is not a game. You can't just constantly try to bust the shorts when a stock is at 70 times sales

@jimcramer Aug 01, 2025 · 10:03 ET stock

Figma is NO Palantir

$FIGMA$PLTR

@jimcramer Aug 01, 2025 · 09:26 ET stock

I know Amazon will be down today... but there were some real misunderstood moments on the call. AWS is fine!!! Stop the crying

$AMZN

@jimcramer Aug 01, 2025 · 06:26 ET stock

chief takeaway from Apple call: tariffs and AI were yawners..

$AAPL

@jimcramer Aug 01, 2025 · 03:52 ET stock

We have good pieces out on Amazon and Apple. Much more level-headed than the Street...

$AMZN$AAPL

@jimcramer Jul 31, 2025 · 18:12 ET stock

FIG Newton’s law!! What goes up, must come down!

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$FIG

@jimcramer Jul 31, 2025 · 14:02 ET stock

Figma still too high, but i can see people getting too excited and paying these prices... but it is way too expensive,assuming 40% growth rate -- 54 x sales. One of most expensive stocks in the market, Second only to Palantir?

$PLTR

@jimcramer Jul 31, 2025 · 13:19 ET stock 1st mention

The history of paying up like this is not very good....FIG

$FIG

@jimcramer Jul 31, 2025 · 11:44 ET stock 1st mention

If you are putting in a market order from Figma you should pull it now. You will get it lower .It is near 50x sales!!!!

$FIGMA

@jimcramer Jul 31, 2025 · 06:06 ET stock

Bears armed with negative H-20 security risk/China story up against MSFT dream quarter, META spectacular and trade deals that all make tremendous sense and will bring in substantive amounts of money without jacking up inflation... But bears "own" lots of media...ink by the barrel

$MSFT$META

@jimcramer Jul 30, 2025 · 20:19 ET stock

in the presence of greatness

$META$MSFT

@jimcramer Jul 30, 2025 · 20:19 ET stock

When I went to work at Goldman Sachs 43 years ago i thought everyone was so darned smart. They were. But not at the level of a Zuckerberg or a Nadella. My head is spinning as i try to take in what they teach. They are extraordinary. Li and Hood are no slouches. So damn proud!

$META$MSFT

@jimcramer Jul 30, 2025 · 20:17 ET stock 1st mention

When you read the conference calls tonight from Meta and Microsoft you are blown away by just how smart and quick and prudent and visionary these leaders are. We spend so much time bemoaning our leaders, go listen to these people, and you will be very proud

$META$MSFT

@jimcramer Jul 30, 2025 · 07:17 ET stock 1st mention

MS is powerful and it can move AMD, MRVL, AVGO and NVDA today

$MSFT$AMD$MRVL$AVGO$NVDA

@jimcramer Jul 29, 2025 · 21:25 ET stock 1st mention

That Starbucks call was a knock-out. I can't wait to interview Brian Niccol tomorrow on @SquawkStreet with @davidfaber

$SBUX

@jimcramer Jul 29, 2025 · 17:15 ET stock 1st mention

Talking Figma, Merck, WM!!!

$MRK$WM

@jimcramer Jul 29, 2025 · 09:14 ET stock 1st mention

The UNH fanboys backing down.. BA total hitter... SWK??? Paypal and Merck questionable, UPS dubious

$UNH$BA$SWK$PYPL$MRK$UPS

@jimcramer Jul 29, 2025 · 07:53 ET stock

UNH moving up of course

$UNH

@jimcramer Jul 29, 2025 · 06:28 ET stock 1st mention

Why the bots need more nvidia: this Perplexity entry in Whirlpool is from this morning. Whirlpool CUT its dividend !!

$NVDA$WHR

@jimcramer Jul 29, 2025 · 06:07 ET stock 1st mention

I am shocked that the usually rabid buyers aren't bidding up United Health on that "return to growth" gambit. My, things really have changed in that industry

$UNH