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Was surprised to see the pull from the Cadence quarter.. Just took everyone by surprise i guess...
$CDNS
I want to make the Intel US relationship clear. Intel decided not to take the loan from the government. The $8 billion for construction was milestone base for which they took $2 billion. The tax payer got lucky
$INTC
they are really getting to PARC today
$PLTR$APPL$HOOD$COIN
Palantir being pushed up nicely. Right through $150 like a knife through butter. Next stop: $200. Obviously Robinhood roaring, too
$PLTR$HOOD
Lip Bu is putting on a clinic of how to build a recovery including condemning the endless draw down of cash flow. I wonder how much longer Intel would have lasted under Pat's regime...
$INTC
Intel's Lip Bu Tan says Pat Gelsinger's projects were "unwise and excessive."
$INTC
there were some really insane moves today. Capital One, Honeywell, are you kidding me??
$COF$HON
@jimcramer
Jul 24, 2025 Β· 10:08 ET
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Watch Kohl's.. they are back.... Time to cover
$KSS
Five year promise to not raise prices and UNP gets approval to buy NSC-just my view....
$UNP$NSC
Jensen real winner here... Nvidia going higher from Capex and from POTUS
$NVDA
If this government allows NSC-UNP then you can forget about antitrust for the next four years. Two giants allowed to merge? Incredible... Pricing goes higher immediately?
This Alphabet (Google) quarter was a total beast! Incredible. I don't even mind that they didn't give us real sub data
$GOOGL
@jimcramer
Jul 23, 2025 Β· 17:44 ET
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Chipotle disappointing. IBM not as bad as it looks. Tmobile very strong.. TSLA flat...
$CMG$IBM$TMUS$TSLA
@jimcramer
Jul 23, 2025 Β· 17:43 ET
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Alphabet (Google) smokeshow and keeps going higher in after hours..higher and higher.
$GOOGL
Some clowns in the media--of which there are a Sondheim-like amount- are criticizing "PARC" as if i like them. These critics are NOT SERIOUS PEOPLE as i am not recommending the stocks.
$PARC
The Capital One acquisition of Discover is not captured correctly by press reports. They have created the "other" network that competes with American Express worldwide. There are only two of them. That's huge
$COF$DFS$AXP
@jimcramer
Jul 23, 2025 Β· 04:28 ET
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Yesterday people sold "new tech" because of Stargate's pathetic start-even though that's Stargate's fault. Today it will be because of old tech--Texas Instruments--and Intel tech--ASML
$TXN$INTC$ASML
@jimcramer
Jul 22, 2025 Β· 07:49 ET
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We sold some Danaher yesterday because they are the gang that shouldn't shoot straight. There they go again
$DHR
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
| $DHRshort |
-4.2% | -8.9% | -7.4% | +5.0% | -5.9% |
I wonder if the people who are running PARC know that you can't really afford two days of not going up. Tomorrow will be a real test!!!
$PLTR
@jimcramer
Jul 21, 2025 Β· 05:32 ET
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P.A.R.C. has no quit. People talk about these as speculative and I agree but they are loved by their fans and without new supply from them, it's hard to stop them.
$PARC
@jimcramer
Jul 18, 2025 Β· 10:29 ET
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β¦@ReginaGilganβ© and I salute Mike Wirth on the acquisition of Hess by Chevron. Here we are together in the middle of the Gulf on one of his platforms!!
$CVX$HES
To all the Nvidia millionaire retirees at the Summit Elks last night, don't thank me, thank Jensen, and thank Nvidia, my late dog, who was re-christened Nvidia when the stock was at $1.80 in a wild, nutty attempt to get someone anyone to notice this great company;
$NVDA
@jimcramer
Jul 18, 2025 Β· 10:05 ET
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As i told you, the stock of American Express always sells off on the day of the report and then begins its next rally. Same as usual. Profit from it and buy slowly ...
$AXP
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
| $AXPlong |
-1.6% | +1.2% | -0.8% | +16.6% | +13.8% |
@jimcramer
Jul 18, 2025 Β· 09:44 ET
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Remember the C in P.A.R.C. is Coinbase NOT Circle. P=Palantir, A=Applovin, R=Robinhood, C-Coinbase. PARC is this market's redhot four
$PLTR$APPL$HOOD$COIN
The action in PARC remains strong. As i said about Palantir at $50, it would go to $100 and when it got to $100 it would go to $150 and when it got to $150 it would go to $200. It has now gone to $150 so next stop: $200. You can't stop Alex Karp. No one can
$PLTR