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@hkuppy
Jun 12, 2026 · 10:56 ET
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Must have gotten a generous $SPCX allocation…👇 https://t.co/EzEF1wElgM
↗ Quoting @deitaone
$SPCX
@hkuppy
Jun 10, 2026 · 16:29 ET
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BREAKING: Finca Kuppy is looking to raise $50 billion of equity and front-run $ORCL. The papaya patch datacenter will have the worst ROIC of any datacenter globally (bull thesis). We’re gonna combine 55c kwh electricity (for the 22 hours a day that we even have electricity), with weekly flooding. Who’s in??🤣
↗ Quoting @hkuppy
$ORCL
@hkuppy
Jun 09, 2026 · 21:11 ET
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RT @hkuppy: BREAKING: Trump releases $10b of frozen IRGC funds to be used in $SPCX green-shoe…
$SPCX
@hkuppy
Jun 09, 2026 · 18:28 ET
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BREAKING: Trump releases $10b of frozen IRGC funds to be used in $SPCX green-shoe…
$SPCX
@hkuppy
Jun 08, 2026 · 15:16 ET
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@jnconkle I’m long globs of BYMA AR
$BYMA
@hkuppy
Jun 07, 2026 · 08:54 ET
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@tleilax___ @DarioCpx @barnes_law Does anyone really care if gasoline is $4 vs $3?? I mean, $NFLX raised prices more in the past 5 years and they aren’t voting anyone out over it.
$NFLX
@hkuppy
Jun 06, 2026 · 22:47 ET
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RT @puppyeh1: I think this is a very important point. Big 7 management are clearly not “retards”, they see the way the puck is going and AI…
@hkuppy
Jun 05, 2026 · 15:09 ET
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Wonder if the IRGC is still taking hummus tolls in #Bitcoin, or they’ve switched to something else that holds value…🤭🤭
$BTC
@hkuppy
Jun 03, 2026 · 22:30 ET
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@therealkrupster Nah. Not JOE
$JOE
@hkuppy
Jun 03, 2026 · 11:38 ET
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Big savings for FL home buyers. Wonder when this gets priced into $JOE NAV values. Sure is bullish for the property mkt… https://t.co/qpmtyZaeNA
↗ Quoting @jakestofan
$JOE
@hkuppy
Jun 02, 2026 · 23:10 ET
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RT @AllVentured: I found a use for all those B200s sitting in storage...
$NVDA
@hkuppy
Jun 01, 2026 · 22:13 ET
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Remember when shale companies would keep drilling negative ROIC wells and fund them with debt or equity or converts or literally any idiotic funding source. That’s why they’d trade at 3x EBITDA. $GOOG just told you that it’s basically a shale company. They cannot stop spending on negative ROIC datacenters…
↗ Quoting @thestalwart
$GOOG
@hkuppy
Jun 01, 2026 · 08:57 ET
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@rossiadam UTI is my 2nd largest equity position. The tailwind is so strong.
$UTI
@hkuppy
May 27, 2026 · 15:32 ET
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MGG distributions are hitting brokerage accounts today. Take a shot of Chinggis Alt and celebrate!! It took 15 years, but we got our capital back. Could (really should) have been a much worse outcome. Want to thank everyone who helped along the way in this journey. Couldn’t have done it without you… $YAK
$YAK
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
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@hkuppy
May 27, 2026 · 11:18 ET
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Told my wife that if $MU goes red today, she needs to go to the store and buy all the canned goods they have. Worried for humanity…
$MU
@hkuppy
May 19, 2026 · 14:27 ET
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RT @maxwiethe: Sometimes a thematic inflection intersects with stock specific event-driven special situations.
$MRX is one of those names…
$MRX
@hkuppy
May 14, 2026 · 14:16 ET
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I used the recent sell-off to add a bit more. Love this trade👇 https://t.co/6XMzpWCHLL
↗ Quoting @maxwiethe
@hkuppy
May 14, 2026 · 10:57 ET
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I feel like $JOE should get a datacenter premium once investors realize how many they can build on their 165,000 acres. An oceanfront datacenter is probably a premium valuation too…
$JOE
@hkuppy
May 13, 2026 · 11:04 ET
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I remember buying a chunky position in $GPRO on the thesis that everyone in the Ukraine war (both sides) would want GoPro videos of them storming trench lines, so they could show their buddies back home. Was one of my top “Ukraine War Trades.”In retrospect , that was a terrible thesis🤣🤣, fortunately we didn’t lose much as the balance sheet protected us for a bit…
Live and learn…🤣🤣
↗ Quoting @BlueDuckCap
$GPRO
@hkuppy
May 13, 2026 · 10:26 ET
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You miss my point. Tech has created many billionaires, so has jr mining. Both are capital destructive. Yet people fund them bc there are always moonshot wins each cycle and investors like to gamble. Ignore the MTM on individual stocks as we are closer to the top of tech valuations than the bottom of the cycle (we’re mid-cycle in jr mining). Look at the actual retained earnings. There are a few dozen large and notable winners, but many others are just stock promotes that will fade away. Even the winners of today like $UBER still don’t have retained profits since inception, with lots of dilution along the way. The winners also don’t really return much net capital as they always have to reinvest and offset SBC dilution. It’s just a tough sector. Gun to my head, I’d say it’s a lot like jr mining, but many times larger and more acceptable for investors, as tech has better branding, and many more visible winners, but that’s mainly bc the sector is many times larger…
$UBER
@hkuppy
May 11, 2026 · 10:58 ET
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Sweet!!! Cannot have any demand destruction for my refiners... https://t.co/Eyn6x9wcbm
↗ Quoting @JenniferJJacobs
@hkuppy
May 04, 2026 · 20:15 ET
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@wu_wei_invest NVDA is up on most days…🤣
$NVDA
@hkuppy
May 04, 2026 · 12:39 ET
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Probably bullish $NVDA somehow…🤣🤣 https://t.co/9y4EAInii6
↗ Quoting @sentdefender
$NVDA
@hkuppy
May 02, 2026 · 12:30 ET
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RT @hkuppy: Fortunately the US Govt ensured that $JBLU couldn’t become a monopoly by becoming a distant 5th challengers to an oligopoly… 🤪
$JBLU
@hkuppy
May 02, 2026 · 00:50 ET
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Fortunately the US Govt ensured that $JBLU couldn’t become a monopoly by becoming a distant 5th challengers to an oligopoly… 🤪 https://t.co/g3fcQoQ9gL
↗ Quoting @rawsalerts
$JBLU