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from Arthur Hayes (@CryptoHayes) and classified
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Read it and weep $WLD bears. This shitcoin is going to moon ... cause AI duh. Don't mid-curve this shit.
Yachtzee ππππππππ https://t.co/ern60BUOVN
β Quoting @MaelstromFund
$WLD
Arise Chikun!
$WLD initiate bull market.
Yachtzee πππππππ
$WLD
And the winner of the 100 $HYPE v. @KyleSamani meme contest. I will dm @jords to settle up. https://t.co/YjNXyBZ5Ow
β Quoting @jords
$HYPE
@KyleSamani Fuck yeah LFG. We can take the 00:00 UTC 2 June 2026 to 00:00 1 Jan 2027 on Bybit. HYPEUSDT vs SOLUSDT deal?
$HYPE$SOL
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
| $HYPElong |
-5.1% | -13.2% | -15.2% | β | -29.1% |
| $SOLlong |
-8.7% | -17.7% | -4.7% | β | -11.4% |
Hey @KyleSamani maybe you were busy last time I pinged you. Let's do a gentleman's charitable bet. I put $100k on the line to a charity of your choice that $HYPE outperforms any other current top ten crypto in USD terms from now until year end. Who is your champion?
$HYPE
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
| $HYPElong |
-5.1% | -13.2% | -15.2% | β | -29.1% |
Time for a 100 $HYPE giveaway contest.
Subject: must included something about hyperliquid and @KyleSamani
Content: must be extremely offensive but witty at the same time
Format: photo plus text
$HYPE
@viverelaxmx My shitcoin portfolio def in bull market. Choose better degen.
Are we dreaming big enough? Looking at this list of mostly dogshit coins, I think $HYPE should at a minimum overtake $SOL before this bull run is over.
$HYPE$SOL
RT @fintechfrank: Jeff Sprecher, CEO of ICE (owner of the NYSE), on Hyperliquid:
βThis Hyperliquid that weβre talking - f you havenβt hearβ¦
$ICE
$NVDA earnings day, did Jensen sign enough boobs to keep my AI stonks afloat?
$NVDA
The CME and ICE can go fuck themselves. Long live $HYPE
$HYPE
@CryptoHayes
May 14, 2026 Β· 07:59 ET
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My AI bags need the Cerebras IPO to pop. I went to @HyperliquidX to figure out grey market on where it might open in a few hours. IPO price $185, so indicating a ~50% pop. Long live perp DEXs!!!
$CBRS
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
| $CBRSlong |
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RT @laurashin: Arthur on why he called Q1 a no trade zone and why AI deflation was the real risk nobody was pricing in
"10% to 20% of theβ¦
RT @beincrypto: Can $BTC hit $250K this year?
Is Hyperliquidβs $HYPE the top alt bet of this cycle?
And why does @CryptoHayes think goverβ¦
$BTC$HYPE
Say hello to my little friend ...
$HYPE
$HYPE
Started from the bottom now we here
$HYPE
$HYPE
Iβll believe Iran is charging a toll in $BTC when I see a tx linked to a vesselβs toll payment. Otherwise itβs just the IRGC trolling the western filthy fiat financial system.
$BTC
The only thing we're buying right now is $HYPE
$HYPE
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
| $HYPElong |
+2.0% | +15.4% | +11.7% | β | +34.6% |
$HYPE fam, I need a new PFP to reflect my dedication to ecosystem. Give me some suggestions.
$HYPE
Pretty impressive that oil contracts are trading $1.5bn a day.
$HYPE is taking over. See you at $150. ππππ
$HYPE
$HYPE outperformance is realz.
$HYPE
Pump up the jam!
$HYPE = $150
$HYPE
Yummy
$HYPE = $150
$HYPE
My essay on why $HYPE is going to $150 by August 2026.
https://t.co/M1la2HpdzT
$HYPE
"This Is Fine" is an essay on why $BTC is predicting an AI-adoption driven financial crisis which will be "solved" with printed monay!
https://t.co/sp2NBHWorM
$BTC