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RT @DarioCpx: The news just broke that SoftBank could not secure a 6bn$ vs its OpenAI shares
Let me tell you a thing: if you cannot secure…
$SFTBY
RT @Kylechasse: Bitcoin had trillions in liquidity behind it. So why didn't it moon?
@CryptoHayes asked himself a simple question.
If tri…
$BTC
$SPCX IPO pop indicating +17%, is that enough to keep the AI dream alive?
$SPCX
That outperformance is $WLD. Never bet against Elon ...
$WLD
@KyleSamani Btw just because I dumped my entire $HYPE bag, doesn't mean I still don't have faith $HYPE will best $SOL by year end. Sometimes you gotta go down to go up.
$HYPE$SOL
The Holy Trinity is dead. Sadly due to the Orchard Pool exploit, I had to dump our entire $ZEC bag.
- While I think it's extremely unlikely of any minting, it cannot be formally cryptographically proved impossible
- The privacy from AI, govt, big tech narrative demands perfection not improbability
- I read about the exploit yday, and didn't appreciate how it violated my narrative mental map. The 30% dump, made me rethink, and I had to take profit on the entire position
- We will consistently re-evaluate our thinking and if my assumptions are proven incorrect, will rebuy, hopefully at lower prices.
- Privacy is priceless and I have no issue eating humble pie and rebuying much higher.
We still hold $WLD and are excited for Lord Elon to pump our bags.
$ZEC$WLD
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
|---|
| $WLDlong |
-21.8% | -13.5% | -21.0% | — | +0.1% |
| $ZECshort |
+7.1% | -5.6% | -18.4% | — | -263.4% |
The SpaceX IPO is going to melt people’s faces off. Holding the $WLD through the listing next week.
$WLD
I just dumped my entire $HYPE and $NEAR position, I will explain why in my essay "Reality Test" dropping next Tuesday.
TLDR:
- Higher energy prices due to Iran war and inventory restocking
- 3 Mega AI IPOs between now and early Q3
- Prediction that Trump goes anti-AI to win mid-terms for Republicans
- I think highs in mrkts will happen btw now and September
- Time to take profit, and two-step in beefa without worrying about my positions
$HYPE$NEAR
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
|---|
| $HYPEshort |
+7.2% | +8.5% | -8.5% | — | -41.6% |
| $NEARshort |
+10.6% | +6.2% | +9.2% | — | -139.7% |
Read it and weep $WLD bears. This shitcoin is going to moon ... cause AI duh. Don't mid-curve this shit.
Yachtzee 😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚 https://t.co/ern60BUOVN
↗ Quoting @MaelstromFund
$WLD
Arise Chikun!
$WLD initiate bull market.
Yachtzee 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
$WLD
And the winner of the 100 $HYPE v. @KyleSamani meme contest. I will dm @jords to settle up. https://t.co/YjNXyBZ5Ow
↗ Quoting @jords
$HYPE
@KyleSamani Fuck yeah LFG. We can take the 00:00 UTC 2 June 2026 to 00:00 1 Jan 2027 on Bybit. HYPEUSDT vs SOLUSDT deal?
$HYPE$SOL
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
|---|
| $HYPElong |
-5.1% | -13.2% | -15.2% | — | +24.0% |
| $SOLlong |
-8.7% | -17.7% | -4.7% | — | +45.3% |
Hey @KyleSamani maybe you were busy last time I pinged you. Let's do a gentleman's charitable bet. I put $100k on the line to a charity of your choice that $HYPE outperforms any other current top ten crypto in USD terms from now until year end. Who is your champion?
$HYPE
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
|---|
| $HYPElong |
-5.1% | -13.2% | -15.2% | — | +24.0% |
Time for a 100 $HYPE giveaway contest.
Subject: must included something about hyperliquid and @KyleSamani
Content: must be extremely offensive but witty at the same time
Format: photo plus text
$HYPE
@viverelaxmx My shitcoin portfolio def in bull market. Choose better degen.
Are we dreaming big enough? Looking at this list of mostly dogshit coins, I think $HYPE should at a minimum overtake $SOL before this bull run is over.
$HYPE$SOL
RT @fintechfrank: Jeff Sprecher, CEO of ICE (owner of the NYSE), on Hyperliquid:
“This Hyperliquid that we’re talking - f you haven’t hear…
$ICE
$NVDA earnings day, did Jensen sign enough boobs to keep my AI stonks afloat?
$NVDA
The CME and ICE can go fuck themselves. Long live $HYPE
$HYPE
@CryptoHayes
May 14, 2026 · 07:59 ET
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My AI bags need the Cerebras IPO to pop. I went to @HyperliquidX to figure out grey market on where it might open in a few hours. IPO price $185, so indicating a ~50% pop. Long live perp DEXs!!!
$CBRS
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
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| $CBRSlong |
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RT @laurashin: Arthur on why he called Q1 a no trade zone and why AI deflation was the real risk nobody was pricing in
"10% to 20% of the…
RT @beincrypto: Can $BTC hit $250K this year?
Is Hyperliquid’s $HYPE the top alt bet of this cycle?
And why does @CryptoHayes think gover…
$BTC$HYPE
Say hello to my little friend ...
$HYPE
$HYPE
Started from the bottom now we here
$HYPE
$HYPE
I’ll believe Iran is charging a toll in $BTC when I see a tx linked to a vessel’s toll payment. Otherwise it’s just the IRGC trolling the western filthy fiat financial system.
$BTC
