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from Arthur Hayes (@CryptoHayes) and classified
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The only thing we're buying right now is $HYPE
$HYPE
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
| $HYPElong |
+2.0% | +15.4% | +11.7% | β | +135.4% |
$HYPE fam, I need a new PFP to reflect my dedication to ecosystem. Give me some suggestions.
$HYPE
Pretty impressive that oil contracts are trading $1.5bn a day.
$HYPE is taking over. See you at $150. ππππ
$HYPE
$HYPE outperformance is realz.
$HYPE
Pump up the jam!
$HYPE = $150
$HYPE
Yummy
$HYPE = $150
$HYPE
My essay on why $HYPE is going to $150 by August 2026.
https://t.co/M1la2HpdzT
$HYPE
"This Is Fine" is an essay on why $BTC is predicting an AI-adoption driven financial crisis which will be "solved" with printed monay!
https://t.co/sp2NBHWorM
$BTC
RT @reisnertobias: Hyperliquid vs. Coinbase
$COIN
RT @artemis: BREAKING: Hyperliquid is quietly outgrowing Coinbase.
Trading Volume (Notional):
β’ Coinbase: $1.4T
β’ Hyperliquid: $2.6T
Thaβ¦
$COIN
@mikealfred Iβm in the process of collecting all outstanding IBIT structured notes and will build a vol surface for our internal trading purposes. When we flag an interesting tigger point we will take positions against it and tell you guys about it after.
$IBIT
$BTC dump probably due to dealer hedging off the back of $IBIT structured products. I will be compiling a complete list of all issued notes by the banks to better understand trigger points that could cause rapid price rises and falls. As the game changes, u must as well.
$BTC$IBIT
Maybe I should have looked for the black swan given the $BTC moves today.
$BTC
If I told you I'm shorting $RIVER hoping it goes to zero, would all you degens go long so as to liquidate me bc I'm the Jim Cramer of crypto?
$RIVER
RT @TheBitcoinConf: WE'RE EXCITED TO ANNOUNCE CO-FOUNDER OF BITMEX & CIO OF MAELSTROM ARTHUR HAYES AS A BITCOIN 2026 SPEAKER π₯
βBITCOIN WIβ¦
$BTC
What should I do if $RIVER hits $100 by the beginning of next week?
$RIVER
$BTC needs some of that $RIVER energy.
$BTC$RIVER
$3350 Metaplanet LFG
I stand with SANAE!
$3350
@CryptoHayes
Jan 13, 2026 Β· 16:17 ET
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My essay "Frowny Cloud" will drop tomorrow. My key degen trade for this first quarter is LONG: $MSTR and $3350 (Metaplanet) as levered plays on $BTC getting its groove back.
$MSTR$3350$BTC
| return | 1D | 1W | 1M | 1Y | now |
| $BTClong |
+1.5% | -7.3% | -30.6% | β | -12.3% |
| $MSTRlong |
+3.7% | -7.4% | -28.9% | β | -11.4% |
| $3350long |
| | | | |
Degens, message your CEX relationship manager and tell them to list $RIVER!
@cz_binance @benbybit stop being a bunch of bitches list $RIVER!
$RIVER
Pamp it
$WILD https://t.co/BjYSiAsKO0
β Quoting @real_n3o
$WILD
$ liq likely bottomed in Nov and is inching higher. Itβs time for crypto to pump up the jam.
$LIQ
@EliBenSasson You wouldnβt be saying that if it was you that was buried in an avalanche and your partner didnβt have their beacon and shovel ready to dig you out.
Thatβs like buying $ZEC and not shielding it. Whatβs the fucking point then β¦
$ZEC
RT @vnovakovski: The ticker is $LIT.
https://t.co/1Ckqexgdg0
$LIT
I travelled to the top of a volcano and found a grave site of $ZEC bears.
$ZEC